Attention: TTC'ers looking for a laugh! tee hee....

[Tayah's Mummy]

You know your TTC when

at the start of every cycle you count 40 weeks ahead to see what your due date would be

[NurseKobeh*]

Originally Posted by Tayah's Mummy

You know your TTC when

at the start of every cycle you count 40 weeks ahead to see what your due date would be

thats so true

[KittyK]

I have been skulking around the boards but only just registered today because I saw this thread and had to reply. It made me laugh so much It's my first month of TTC and coming toward the end of the TWW so this has been a blast to read.

Originally Posted by KrystieLove

~*~ You get worried every time you cough or sneeze during the tww due to an irrational fear that it might make your "maybe" baby fall out... (or maybe that's just me?! LOL!)


Shhhhhh! My fiance doesn't know about the stash of baby gear in my camphor chest!!

I keep thinking that exact same thing about the cough/sneezing and baby pops out!!!
I haven't been game to buy baby gear yet, but I do have my eye on a couple of items that I will be buying whenever I do get a BFP

[ridcrisky]

hahaah useful

[Beth-n-Sara]

What a great thread, Just had to add:
You know your TTC when; your dog gets pregnant and you have a mini tantrum about her ability to get knocked up when you can't. Then you spend your spare time rubbing her back and massaging her nipples 'to help her out with breast feeding' Then when she is having her puppies you stay up all night with her. And feel secretly jealous.

You know your partner is committed to TTC when every time you go to the pub, you get designated the sober driver "you know, so you can practice for when your pregnant"

[Teagz]

I know I'm not TTC now, but just wanted to add one of mine

You know when your TTC when you see number plates such as BFP005 on cars and take it as a *sign*

[Tree]

hahahahhah!!! love it!

How about when AF arrives you spend the day in bed, not because your in pain or feel sick, because you feel sorry for yourself and spend the day dreaming about how next month will be "the" month!

Well I know I do that n e ways!!

Beth-n-sarah, I did the exact same thing. I cracked a huge hissy fit and told DH "it's not fair! why can she get pregnant!!!!" He had a bit of a giggle at me!!!

[PumpkinZulu]

Hahaha this thread is so funny, I just had to post!

You know you're TTC when you start taking HPTs from the first day of your cycle to your last, and are convinced that every twinge and pain is a sign. Ahhh I've spent soooo much money on HPTs

Oh, and you know you're TTC when you're thinking and planning TTC so much that you forget to eat...and convince yourself it's morning sicknes!! Done that a lot lol.

Or when (maybe TMI) you've finished making your partner happy with your hand, and when he's not looking, put all the good stuff back inside...hahaha.

And you know you're TTC when you take a HPT, get a BFN, but stare at it for the next hour, put it in the bin, look at it later, and still get all excited to see an evap. line (yes I've done this :S)

[lozzy_mac]

i was watching cook and the chef yesterday and did a double take when they were talking about eggwhite lol

and then i grossed myself out realising that chicken egg whites kinda actually are the chicken's CM!!! ewwww. thankfully I have never eaten eggwhite

[TeniBear]

Originally Posted by ~Aveta~

rushing to the shopping centre loo to test because you can't wait till you get home..yes, i really did that. sad, aren't i? (she blushes furiously!)

I wasn't even TTC, but all the HPTs I have done were done at the shopping centre (except the one that ended up a BFP - bit strange...)